Saturday, June 14, 2008

How to piss your friends off?

How to piss a friend off? Easy. You ask him/her to hang out with you, let him/her wait for more than an hour late, and call him/her to tell that you dont want to do that anymore.
I love people call me "a dick" because I have one. I am ok with people call me "a jerk" because I really am one. But I hate people treat me like shit with no respect.
If u consider someone as your friend, treat them with respect. They are your friends, they treat you with their hearts, consider you as one them their relatives. They dont need your money because they have a lot. They dont need your helps because they have a punch. What friends really need from each other is understanding, feeling the same stream of life, and above all repsect. You cant go so far in friendship with no respectfulness, or may be you can, but that is not a real one.
Asking someone to hang out, and then say something like :"Fuck you I dont want to go, go home and jerk off" is not respectful at all. It is ok if you do it one, but if you do it two, three or multible times is not good. When someone does that to me, I am not mad because I cant see the movie (I already saw it), or not going out with someone on friday night makes me a looser (I know I am not). I am mad because that show me how much my friend disrespects me. When you ask someone to go somewhere, they all have to set up things for that appointment. It is just like a doctor appointment or denstist, or surgery. It always consumes time and need to be put on schedule. Your friends have to put away something that they want to do, go save that period of time for you. So respect that. They can do something else which is not important to you, but yeah it is important to them. Disregarding your friends time and feeling is not what you should do to your friends, or at least real friends.
I can have tons and tons of co-workers who I can kiss their fucking asses everyday and night without getting ashamed. But everytimes my friends call me, I can put my stuffs a side and spend time to help them or hang out. Why? Because they are my friends, not just regular ones. They are special. They are not some punks I met on the road or any psychodic jerks in some mental hospital. My friends are the ones that I feel comfortable to spend time and talk with. So I dont fuck them. I dont want to hurt them. That is why I barely get mad at my friends on the phone, but that does not mean I am not mad at what they do.
Your philosophy and mine might be different, that is ok, so just shut up and listen. I consider not calling back someone after zillions and zillions of times they call you are so not really good. But disrespecting your friends by giving them hours of waiting and then call to give some fuking gay reasons such as :"I have to pick up my 2nd cousins at the airport, so u can go fuck yourself." or :"I just fuck my gf and I am bit tired, go fuck yourself man" is not toleratable. It is the same with throwing the bow of bull, dog, horse or anything of shit that u cant find in your backyard into their faces.
You might tell me that they have reasons. Yeah, fuck their reasons. The reason will make sense if their cars are broken down, or something emergence happens in their families. Tell me this. You cousins is not the really fucked up one who can not arrange the time they arrive for you to pick up. So tell your friends that you have to go and pick them up is such a bull shit reason. 2nd if you know that you are going out, so save your energy or something. Letting your friend wait is not cool, and slapping into their faces with your dicky reasons is not really nice either. This is the 21st century, not the pre-historic time. Pick up the dam phones, and call. If you cant get them, leave them a fucking message. Dont let just wait for them to call you and then say :"GO fuck your self?" or like :"R u mad at me". If I am a jerk as I should be, so the answer would yes. YOu invited me, confirmed with me and then you canceled it. Hey, I dont take that slightly. What do you think when you are a dentist, doctor, or principle and someone you should see just cancel the fucking appointment after let you wait for hours. People like to complain a lot about others' behavior but not look back to them. You say someone is bad when you wont do what they do. You call hookers bitches when you always look for someone with money who can buy you stuffs. You say that someone is speding their money wastely when you are doing the same things. Lets me tell you somethings. Ppl like that tends to end up with someone who is the same as they are.
I am talking to much shit for a lot of people who do not really care. When people do these kind of things, they dont care what the fuck we r talking about them. They are what they are. You can fix a cars, a chairs, or condom but not a fucked up personality. People who do not repsect others, do not really care with other complains. But these words are for you, my friends, my last real friends out there, who are listening, and feeling the same rush of andrenaline in their veins just like me. When we are friends, we dont fuck each other. When you fuck someone, he/she is not your friend anymore.

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