What is the value of college education?

A lot of people out there are desperately using this title as the great question for their lives. What is the value of college education? What is the point of getting your BS degree? Why should I go to college after highschool? Do I have enough education to stand alone in this world?


My friends, eventhough we are living in the 21st century, in when the rapid rise of technology is getting more and more, a lot of people out there are still wondering if their high school degrees are enough to earn them a good life. The truth is that high school can not give you *%&^. Yes you can be a worker who spends greate amount of calories just for a little pay. You can work three jobs and still be able to pay for your rent, but why 3?


I, was once like them, struggling about the college life, questioning myself about the reasons to go to college. Only when I was there, I knew that college was needed. There are a lof of things that you can only get in college. There are many excersises that you can only be trained in college. And only there, you can find your first love.


*%&^ highschool. U get nothing from that. We are so young and innocent in highschool, I mean most of us. But comparing a cunning highschool kid with a flunk out college guy is joke. That is why you need to go to college.


The greatest lesson that you learn in college is that you can either get your jobs done by working hard, or simply just cheating. "I cheated in highschool too." Hell yeah, but that was just a brief taste of power. In college the threat might not come from the instructors, or the TAs, but from the guys sit next to you, or may be your best friends who will not let you break the *&% curve. I love the quote from Batman Begins when Liam Neeson said :"If someone stands in the way of true justice... you simply walk up behind them and stab them in the heart." They will not just stab, but shoot you in the head and stay for while just to make sure that you will not get up. However, when you are able to fool all of them, you will be a great post presidential stand up guy with 8 years of material. So first lesson in college that you can apply to the real world is that, "Do not get caught".

There are more that you can learn in college such as how to party appropriately. When my friend, David Donley, described about the college life the used only line, parking, football, and sex. The greatest part of your college life is party. You park your car to get into the party, watch football while you are in th eparty, and have sex after the party. There is no party like college party with beer, weeds and sex such as there is no sex as great as sex in a college party. You scream, you sweat, sometimes get dehydrated and you have fun. There is not such a great routine like the routine that you have in college when you just go to class, eat, back to dorm have sex and sleep. BUt why sex? We can have our real love. Yes. You are old and wise enough right now to find a girl friend. They are all educated, hot, sometimes, and really experienced. YOu can now see real love story in college in which you love each other, and then one day just dump your boyfriends and say that you were wrong. Or some great love stories in which you turn your girl friend in to a free cheap prostitute. That's the greatest love ever.

Also please do not forget that the first lesson you can learn in college is that you can ditch class anytimes you want. There is no more parental control over your head. There is no more "make sure you are the gate at 3 so that I can pick you up" schedule. You are free. You are not going to school? You parents do not know. You sleep in class? The instructors do not care. And you want to get out of the class early or come to class late, be my guest as long as you do not wake your sleeping friends up.

And now you might wonder, what about my education? Yeah, education is great. You will have the greatest 2 years to study about a lot of stuffs that when you look at them and say :" Men, I am not going to need that for the rest of my life." When you get into college, and you are sucess, you might turn in two kinds of people. If you are lucky enough, you migh become a friendly guy, who can become friend with anyone on campus just to make sure that you can have all the info of your friends so that you can put them down when u can. You might unfortunately become an anti social one who just stays in the corner of the libray read, read, and read until you are passed out and realize that the amout of glucose and oxygen is not enough to support your melting brain, or simply become a dead man walking with the greatest 21st century technologies for isolating you from your social life, and we called it IPOD.

Dam, college life is harsh. Hell yeah. Papers will be finished at 4 AM because you spent 6 hours before writing it to chat with your friends. You stay up all night long to study for your midterms because you spent the whole week to party. But trust me my friends, if you can drink, get high, and have sex everyday along with getting an A in your physics class, I do not care which way u took to get it, then you qualities are testified. You are really ready, to kick some asses.