President

I was doing whole punch of 5 things I would do, 5 people I would make, 5 shits I would step on... quizzes and suddenly think about what I would do if I am the president of the United States? Funny hah. Eventhough I really want to do a lot of things to help the country, alleviate people from the their pains and suffering like Buddha did, I will only post 10 things I want to do the most. Hope ppl will agree with me.
1. I would some how make myself become a dictator because if I can not, the rest will be wasted.

2. Make Christianity become illegal and who ever practice or believe in its theory will be sacrificed.

3. Give out the IQ test for the whole world, except ppl from my family. Then gather everybody that has low IQ test to a nice place call "gas chamber" for the vacation.

4. If you are fat, great, I have a solution for you and the economy. You will be sacrificed for making fertilizer and get exported to other agricultural countries.

5. Legalize prostitution

6. Give out hornor medals for any men or women who went to the pen house but did not have a fight, or cold war with his or her partner.

7. People can now swap their spouses with friends to show a great strong friendship. However, you will be fried if you let your friend's wife pregnant.

8. Beheaded any one who follow stupid religions like Scientology.

9. Buy for everybody in my family a big house so that people will get the passion to become a president or greatly support their relatives.

10. Allow the instructors to slam their students' faces into any hard surfaces if they ask stupid questions or will not understand the explainations