Monday, February 14, 2011

My love note for Valentine

It has been a very long time since I wrote something and post on my blog. There were so much stuffs for me to take care in real life. Even though I always have many concerns about life and society, I was so beat up by shit in life to actually sit down and write something serious… or not. However, today is a very special day.

It’s Valentine. And especially for someone who does not have any kind of opposite sex relationship at all, it’s more important. Sure you will jump out of your sit and say sth like “WTF”, or “U r gay”, but let me explain this really quick so that my intro wont be so long. For ppl like us, not gay but single just a clarification about my sexuality, today is the day about love. It’s not just lovers should enjoy Valentine, it’s everybody. To me, Valentine is the day for love. It could be the love for your parents, your friends, your teachers or some hot neighbor that u always stalk. You know, life is kinda important, and life without love is not a life. Therefore, I decided to write about the thing that I have no love at all. Welcome to my rant about a fruit company, APPLE.

Let say u r one of the few people who I chose to be my friends, and one for the few of those friends I chose to tell that I hate Apple, I told pretty much everybody including my co-workers who are not my friends, know that I hate Apple so much. Seriously I love apple, I enjoy apple juice and sometimes craving for apple pie. But u know what, if that Apple has a pussy, I would fuck it so hard, and may I phrase Bill Maher, pull its hair and slap it in the face for making noise.

So over the normal part. U now all know that I hate Apple. But not a lot of u know the real reason that blood sucking company makes me hate it to the core. Today, I will reveal that secret for all I love.

I have never ever used a Mac, and not until 2008 or 2009 I had my hands on an Ipod Nano. But Apple credit was really bad to me since the days I heard story about its weird set up for the Ipod. You could not simply just copy an MP3 files to your Ipod. U have to use a painful program call Itune to do that. And u know what, if u plug your Ipod to another computer, u loose all your songs. The stupid program deletes all your files and sync the music on that computer to your Ipod. Those stories filled me with rage and my oath for never ever use Apple product was born. My hate for Apple increased when I saw Apple commercial when it made fun of PC and telling that its MAC is way superior than PC. In my mind, the question was always :”Is it really?”

So I came for an adventure of finding the truth. Pretty much all ppl who praised for MAC, or MAC book, or whatever shit MAC thing s I met could never tell me really clearly that why they prefer MAC than PC. Some kinda told me that it very easy to access programs on a MAC than PC, and it has better graphic. And u know what I told myself about those answers? “U guys can all go fuck yourself.” Sorry guys, I know some of my good friends are MAC lovers, Apple fans but I hate those answers. Sure it can show u all the programs and shit on the screen when you do not have much program written for that forsaken operating system. Ask the guy at my work if he really wants all his files and documents appear on his desktop of not? Come on guys, if u have to use Office, which MAC has an own version because their office suck badly, Photoshop, Adobe premier, adobe audio, Starcraft, Warcraft, Heroes of Might and Magic, Counter Strikes, Safari, Yahoo Messenger, Itune, Guitar Player, Song writers…. “u suck Apple” programs, do u really thing that it is better to have them all your desktop instead of have them in just a program folder? About the beauty interface or graphic. I cant justify that because I do not use MAC.

But u know what, I am a very tolerant man. I can forgive Apple for its stupidity about the Ipod, which fortunately they fixed it (I found out when I bough my Ipod nano and my rage for Apple was kinda reduced), or for those nonsense answers. It’s not a big deal. But come on. U should not rant about it on TV especially directly talk down on your competitors. I don’t like that. And so I went on with certain ppl knew a little bit about Apple products and found out the shitty about their machines. And from what I know about Apple products, pretty much they are trying to enslave u. Yes, enslave. Every single Apple’s product will have three of the following characteristic. It is a very closed system. It is very hard to modify unless u have tools from Apple. And the last but also the worst is that you pretty much have to do everything under Apple’s rules book. Why?

Imagine u go to rent a room. The price was high but u got pretty much all the furniture and shirts also tooth paste and soap. Pretty much everything was included. Now u r excited cause the room is nice and u do not have to worry about your own room. But then u found out in order to but another lamb into your room, you have to ask the owner or pay him a bit. U r not allowed adding any new furniture to your room. U have to buy the right toothpaste and soap that the owner agree that it is ok to use them. And u r very limited to decorating your room cause it might not be appropriate under the owner point of view. So, tell me, really? U have to pay to get all of that shit? If u don’t like that, then why do u like Apple?

Correct me if I am wrong, but have u ever think about modify your own MAC. U want to install a new Sound Card, new Blue Ray player or even just a new graphic card so that your 1990 computer can somehow magically run Starcraft 2? I don’t think u can with MAC. Cause u know what? APPLE shit is superior. If u have the old superior, spend another 2000$ for another superior shit.

I have an Ipod Nano, and u know what? Despite the fact that I can now copy music from other computers to my nano, I cant share the music from my Nano to other ppl because Itune wont copy that. Ok. So do u know what did Itune do to the MP3, WAV, WMV files that u possess? Some of your stupid Apple fans will say:”They purify it and make it sound better.” U know what. SHUT THE FUCK UP. Sorry, but yes. Shut up if u r going to say sth like that. It does not make your music sounds better. I tested it myself and with others ppl who were actually musicians. What it does is that it transfer your files into a weird coding name file with extension ACC and put it into a hidden folder on your Nano which u have to turn on the show hidden folders option in your Window Folder Options in order to see it. And it does that with a reason that it can sort your music better. Bull Shit. Zune and other shit can now do that easily with pretty much the same results in a very simple way these days without converting your music file into something weird and hide them from u and hope u’ll never find it. Sorry Steve, if the idea was yours, I would really love to take my nano to your bed, slab it into your face really hard and suffocate u with it.

So done with my Nano. Now to another awesome product of Apple, the Iphone. A lot of ppl complain is about reception, but yes u can always blame it on those looser companies like AT&T or TMobile. But what I do not really like about the Iphone is that it is a very close system. U have to do everything over Itune and pay both Apple and the App developer for the apps. Google are following this but Apple started it and it works, therefore why should Google not. If ppl are stupid enough to pay for both company and developers are dumb enough to pay a share for their apps get on the stupid market then I have to rest my case. But u know what? At least Google does not say its Android was superior or the best OS out in the market. Vic Gundotra, vice president of Google Engeneering, said something that make I love him and Google so much, well it was really not his saying but yeah… u know, that if Android was not born the future we have will be the one where one man, one company, one device and one carrier is the only choice we have. Ok, so if Steve can say something humanly like that, I would not hate Apple. Instead he said sth like :”U know what. We don’t care about your fucking stupid complain about our reception. Other phones loose signal too. So if u r stupid enough to buy my device, shut your mouth and rest assure that everything is beautiful and OK. Cause u know, others make mistake so there is no reason for us not being a screwing up asshole denial our mistakes guy.” He did not really say that, but that is now I exaggerated his respond for the Iphone 4 antenna problems.

Well, but it’s a phone. Ppl love the phone. And we, Apple invented the touch screen phone. Even though I know they did not, I still thing Apple should get some credit for making it popular. But don’t stand on the cloud and make u look like god cause u r not. However, I have to admire Apple about its product because it produces the Ipad. To me, Ipad is a very evolutionary product. But however, it still has the above characteristics or may I summarize all of those in just one term “Apple Shit.” Yes it is a very cool looking device which u can surf web watch video, listen to music chat playing games or work on it. But it does not have Flash support which 70-80% internet websites have . Why? Because Apple does not like it. Secondly it does not have any jacks to input your data except the stupid Apple jack. So when we want to input sth lets say a document or a movie, u have to inject it into a computer and copy the files from the other device to the computer and then copy from the computer to the files. Well, if u r just a teenager bitch watching youtube or porn and Google something, then u r allowed to love it. But if u r like me who always carry a USB around because I might ended up listen to some music song which I can download to my PC at work, or bring something from work to do on my vacation, I might need another computer because my stupid Ipad does not have USB jack. Seriously, I don’t want to spend 600$ for a device that I have to play mostly under its rules. Yes my laptop sucks. It huge and ugly. It kinda slow sometimes cause I have tons of programs on it. But u know what, I can copy any data from my work to it, I can rip any movies I bough to it, I can share my music to my friends. I remember the quote from one of the shit head of Apple saying that the Ipad is a very free device which u can hold it any style u want. U don’t have to bend yourself to the device, it bends itself to u. well. It’s a lie. Because yes u can hold it any style u want, but in order to have something inside it for u to hold up to show off someone, U have to follow Apple play book.

As a free thinker and a person love freedom, I hate Apple. Simply because it is trying to enslave ppl. Make ppl play under its rules in it set up. Well if u r saying that Window or Microsoft doing the samething, I agree. But if Microsolf is a Communist country, Apple is a fucking Nazi. So as a guy from a Communist Country, I am kinda favor my type. Hey, at least they only punish u if u raise against them, they don’t bend u into their standards.

So as today is the day of Love, I hope all of u have lovers enjoy it the best u can. And everybody I love please, if u r an Apple fans, u still have my love because I don’t follow the shitty idea that friends of enemy is enemy. So for those I do not love and are Apple fans and have lovers, I hope u will have a wonderful evening with your lovers because I would trade pretty much everything to have that chance, but please be clear and stop being stupid for loving Apple. I hope u all well. If u r neither Apple fans or lovers, u have my blessing for having more love in your life regardless the source cause u know, love is a source of life. And as such a gentleman who cares about pretty much everybody, if u r an Apple fans but do not have a lovers, YOU GUYS CAN ALL GO FUCK YOURSELF because u r stupid and have no love.